Welcome, Prophets! Are you tired of being held accountable for your divine actions? Do you find the constant scrutiny from the mortal masses suffocating? Look no further! This website is dedicated to providing you with the tools and resources needed to shirk your responsibilities and avoid the consequences of your prophetic actions.
As a Prophet of the Slightly Lazy, you know that sometimes the only way to get things done is to just not do them at all. But that's okay! We're not here to judge. We're here to help you find ways to justify your lack of effort and shift the blame to the nearest scapegoat (or in this case, the mortal masses).
Below you'll find links to some of our most popular subpages:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Mad Libs page where you get to create your own hilarious and completely-not-at-all-serious prophetic pronouncements.
So, what are you waiting for? Click on a link and start exempting yourself from accountability today!
(Note: This website is not affiliated with any actual prophets or their representatives. Any resemblance to actual prophetic organizations is purely coincidental and/or a bold marketing ploy.)